poor bastard.
I need to share this.
[6/20/2012 10:48:17 PM] James: ok
[6/20/2012 10:48:18 PM] James: so
[6/20/2012 10:48:25 PM] James: we have this asian suitemate
[6/20/2012 10:48:43 PM] James: the first thing we learned about him was that he was absolutely disgusting based on the state of the apartment
[6/20/2012 10:49:22 PM] James: then we had our first conversation with him where he told us about our first year, then a teacher who writes sex books with about a lot of cum
[6/20/2012 10:49:35 PM] James: and then about how he goes to the strip club every 3 days
[6/20/2012 10:49:46 PM] James: this is the VERY FIRST CONVERSATION WE HAVE WITH THIS KID
[6/20/2012 10:49:48 PM] James: then today
[6/20/2012 10:50:15 PM] James: we come back from class
[6/20/2012 10:50:31 PM] James: i go to my room but he comes out and my other suitemates are talking to him
[6/20/2012 10:51:18 PM] James: i was trying to work on my case briefs but kept hearing words that were distracting me - sex, prostitutes, ecstasy, etc.
[6/20/2012 10:51:31 PM] James: then i had to come out when i heard “huge four day orgy”
[6/20/2012 10:51:44 PM] James: apparently
[6/20/2012 10:51:57 PM] James: this conversation started about how he was arrested for statutory rape in illinois
[6/20/2012 10:52:07 PM] James: and how he proved there wasn’t enough evidence
[6/20/2012 10:52:15 PM] James: and is suing for defamation since he won
[6/20/2012 10:52:23 PM] James: even though
[6/20/2012 10:52:43 PM] James: HE ADMITTEDLY STATUTORY RAPED A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL
[6/20/2012 10:52:47 PM] James: this is a thing he told us
[6/20/2012 10:52:54 PM] James: and about this thing called slayfest
[6/20/2012 10:53:04 PM] James: where he and 11 of his friends
[6/20/2012 10:53:13 PM] James: bring 4 girls each
[6/20/2012 10:53:22 PM] James: for this massive four day orgy
[6/20/2012 10:53:24 PM] Adam: wow
[6/20/2012 10:53:39 PM] James: at a hotel in a different country every year
[6/20/2012 10:54:06 PM] James: canada, cancun, rio, tijuana, new york, las vegas, reno, etc.
[6/20/2012 10:54:19 PM] James: about how he gets prostitutes bi-weekly
[6/20/2012 10:54:40 PM] James: is a connoisseur of prostitutes
[6/20/2012 10:54:48 PM] James: CONNOISSEUR OF PROSTITUTES
[6/20/2012 10:54:49 PM] James: WTF
[6/20/2012 10:54:55 PM] James: and i’m sure you’re sitting there
[6/20/2012 10:54:57 PM] James: calling bullshit
[6/20/2012 10:55:00 PM] James: cuz any normal person
[6/20/2012 10:55:16 PM] James: when someone says they have had sex with 393 girls
[6/20/2012 10:55:31 PM] James: only counting having sex with them one time
[6/20/2012 10:55:33 PM] James: BUT
[6/20/2012 10:55:40 PM] James: has had a total of
[6/20/2012 10:55:44 PM] James: NINE THOUSAND
[6/20/2012 10:55:48 PM] James: NINE HUNDRED
[6/20/2012 10:55:57 PM] Adam : and ninety nine?
[6/20/2012 10:56:09 PM] James: AND SEVENTY-FUCKING TWO TOTAL SEXUAL ACTS PERFORMED ON/WITH HIM
[6/20/2012 10:56:20 PM] James: that has to bullshit yeah?
[6/20/2012 10:56:20 PM] James: NOPE
[6/20/2012 10:56:22 PM] Adam: who keeps track of that shit?
[6/20/2012 10:56:30 PM] James: great question
[6/20/2012 10:56:32 PM] James: answer?
[6/20/2012 10:56:44 PM] James: someone who keeps a FUCKING PHOTO ALBUM OF ALL THE GIRLS HE’S HAD SEX WITH
[6/20/2012 10:56:50 PM] James: he pulled out one
[6/20/2012 10:56:55 PM] James: even tho he has multiple of them
[6/20/2012 10:57:21 PM] James: and showed us it
[6/20/2012 10:57:29 PM] James: picture of him with women
[6/20/2012 10:57:41 PM] James: her in various stages of undress and consciousness
[6/20/2012 10:58:02 PM] James: so the pictures are apparently real
[6/20/2012 10:58:06 PM] James: and not only that
[6/20/2012 10:58:13 PM] James: on top of being a statutory rapist
[6/20/2012 10:58:21 PM] James: he is also probably a REAL FUCKING RAPIST
[6/20/2012 10:58:33 PM] James: he also
[6/20/2012 10:58:34 PM] James: most like
[6/20/2012 10:58:43 PM] James: has participated in sex rings in various countries
[6/20/2012 10:58:55 PM] Adam: what the fuuuuck
[6/20/2012 10:58:58 PM] James: in russia there’s one where the girls are submerged in frozen water
[6/20/2012 10:59:04 PM] James: or rather ice water
[6/20/2012 10:59:15 PM] James: so that their bodies feel like corpses
[6/20/2012 10:59:22 PM] Adam: what the fuck
[6/20/2012 10:59:24 PM] Adam: WHAT THE FUCK.
[6/20/2012 10:59:24 PM] James: and you can SIMULATE NECROPHILIA
[6/20/2012 10:59:34 PM] James: then over in japan
[6/20/2012 10:59:53 PM] James: the yakuza buys a train and uses an abandoned railroad track
[6/20/2012 11:00:05 PM] James: so that people who would like the experience
[6/20/2012 11:00:13 PM] James: CAN PAY TO FUCKING RAPE PEOPLE
[6/20/2012 11:00:21 PM] James: and it’s any age person you like
[6/20/2012 11:00:22 PM] James: underage
[6/20/2012 11:00:25 PM] James: young
[6/20/2012 11:00:27 PM] James: middle aged
[6/20/2012 11:00:28 PM] James: grannies
[6/20/2012 11:00:38 PM] James: WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU LIKE
[6/20/2012 11:00:42 PM] James: iINSANE
[6/20/2012 11:01:07 PM] James: we have talked to this person for all of 3 FUCKING HOURS
[6/20/2012 11:01:14 PM] James: and this is all we know about this guy
[6/20/2012 11:01:22 PM] James: so now
[6/20/2012 11:01:25 PM] James: me and my suitemates
[6/20/2012 11:01:44 PM] James: on top of being legitimately disgusted by his stories
[6/20/2012 11:02:03 PM] James: are now thinking everything has been cummed on
[6/20/2012 11:02:09 PM] Adam: hahaha
[6/20/2012 11:02:33 PM] James: we legitimately think he has probably killed someone
[6/20/2012 11:02:33 PM] Adam: does he have like a pizza hut punch card
[6/20/2012 11:02:37 PM] James: probably multiple someones
[6/20/2012 11:02:40 PM] Adam: fuck 10 bitches
[6/20/2012 11:02:43 PM] Adam: get a free one
[6/20/2012 11:02:49 PM] James: we are like keeping everything locked
[6/20/2012 11:03:03 PM] James: cuz like we were in my one suitemates room
[6/20/2012 11:03:13 PM] James: and he just kept pacing past the room
[6/20/2012 11:03:20 PM] James: and he knew we were all in there
[6/20/2012 11:03:25 PM] James: and he has never done that before
[6/20/2012 11:03:49 PM] James: like he always goes in his room, comes out once, and then doesn’t come out again
[6/20/2012 11:03:59 PM] James: so yeh
[6/20/2012 11:04:10 PM] James: might get butchered in our own rooms
[6/20/2012 11:04:25 PM] Adam: hide ya kids
[6/20/2012 11:04:29 PM] Adam: hide ya toothbrushes
[6/20/2012 11:04:37 PM] Adam: cause he’s cummin on everybody out hea
[6/20/2012 11:05:17 PM] James: lol
[6/20/2012 11:05:24 PM] James: i keep all my stuff in my room
[6/20/2012 11:06:08 PM] James: as does everyone else
[6/20/2012 11:06:15 PM] James: cuz he is creepy and disgusting
[6/20/2012 11:07:02 PM] James: so yeah
[6/20/2012 11:07:12 PM] James: we went to this other kids room
[6/20/2012 11:07:19 PM] James: and told him this shit
[6/20/2012 11:07:33 PM] James: and i had half a cup of henessey
[6/20/2012 11:07:39 PM] James: which is surprisingly delicious
